This is a blog...well more a list and explanation of things I can't stand. Its basically a big list of my personal pet peeves. But with some explanation of my whys. Yes 'my whys', its a new term I made up. Pretty sweet huh? Yeah I know! But its mine so don't steal it!

I'll start out with a notification, You (the Reader) have very likely done or do some of the things I will mention. I'm not pointing fingers, unless of course your a total douche and you know who you are.
…Assholes
So be aware the following is NOT personal.

anyway, I'll try to put them in a semi-order from 'most bothersome' to 'least bothersome' but no guarantees.

1.'Trendy people'

Trendy people are people who fit into one stereotype way too easily and a certain specific mold near perfectly.
Like for example, scene kids, emo kids, punk kids, gangsta kids.
You can wear a style you like but have some fuckin' limits please.
Your hair is dyed black and red and your wearing your sister's eyeliner, how original of you… (sarcasm). Just wear what you want to above all else in terms of clothes and fashion. Personally I wear whats comfortable or I like how it looks strictly to please myself. Sure I wouldn't go to a job interview with a mohawk but I like mohawks so I have them sometimes.


2.Piercings

*Oh Jay Riot hates piercings well screw him, mah!*-You

Hold on a second, let me explain, or stop reading my blog. I don't care either way really.

I see tons of people with piercings and its starting to bother me. I don't like how they look, its that simple. I'm not gonna bitch about them to you or anything, but I personally think There stupid. The day I get a piercing is the day I get my scrotum pierced to one of my thighs. It would be freaky but Id be an innovator!
I especially can't stand septum piercings, ugh. I mean fucking everyone has 'snakebites' now, WTF! It really bothers me sometimes.


3.Overrated Bands

The Beatles were never that great.


4.People who bitch about market bands

By market bands I mean any band that was created or is funded only to produce money. Examples are Boy bands, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, everything/anything the Disney corporation can market basically.
I'm perfectly fine if people want to listen to these bands, I don't fucking care. But don't bitch to me about them and expect me to join your hateful mob you rounded up to bitch about all the girls who like them.
Yes yes, you don't like the Jonas Brothers, I know, I get it,
now shut the fuck up.

Besides what the fuck is your problem with market bands? Some people truly like their music so why can't you just let them be happy, when you complain about a persons taste of music your oppressing all music and ultimately being a fucking dick. I mean you don't even have to listen to them, Maybe you should spend less of your time preaching about bands you despise and more time finding new bands and listening to music you genuinely enjoy.

So for future reference, No I will not join your
"1 Million Strong Against Jonas Brothers" group on facebook! Quit asking!


5.Girls who make those peace signs with their fingers

like when they hold two fingers up in pics and whatever. It bothers me, stop.


6.Girls who stick their tongue between two fingers acting like their pleasuring another girl

Jokes been done, you can stop now. I find sexual-ish jokes the least funny because their always aiming for a cheap laugh.
saying 'Vagina' isn't that funny...hahaha maybe just a little.


7.People who dye their hair on a monthly basis

I really do have friends who I don't know their natural hair color let alone seen it. Chances are I like your true hair color. yes crazy vibrant colors are fun once in a while but I appreciate moderation. Your hair loses its punch when its constantly that bright.


8.Checkerboard colors

I don't hate them too much but I don't know, They give me a headache.


9.Conservatives

'Nuff Said'


10.People who say 'Nuff Said'


11.PETA Members

I worked at KFC and I didn't slaughter innocent chickens so blow me. I needed the money and I'm more important than the animal corpses I sold. It was a necessary evil so I'm justified.


12.Overly long blogs

13.People who push me

No, I don't want to drink with you, leave me alone.


14.Over-swearers

People who swear constantly, Oh my God. I don't have enough space to type all my problems with these people but heres a little bit of my frustration. Saying 'Fuck' in every sentence makes me feel like scum so be respectful around me. Swears have their place in our vocabulary but use them sparingly, they don't mean anything if you use them constantly.


15.People who watch Naruto

There is much better anime out there. And even if there wasn't I still wouldn't watch Naruto.


16.Evangelicals and Mormons

I'm prejudice against both so if your either then stay away from me.
I hate you.


17.People who think their ugly/fat/stupid/inadequate in anyway

Quit your being whiny, if you can't solve the problem you 'think' you have then shut up about it. Your wasting your time and 90% chance its all in your head anyway.


18.Cleavage

Please wear something, as cool as it is that your nipples are staring me down, you really should cover them up a bit. I'm not saying no cleavage at all but just in moderation. Girls have boobs, I'm aware of this.


19.kids who wear black gloves

What the hell is that about? Are you trying out for the Misfits?


20.White belts

Fuck white belts.


21.Animated Gifs

There almost always pointless and stupid.


22.People who boast how 'random' they are

Yes you can't form complete sentences, your proud of that?
Sarah Palin wannabes…


23.Sex Jokes

ugh, once again I don't have enough space to explore this.
Sex is saturated in culture that surrounds me and engulfs my friends.
it leads to unfunny jokes that I have to hear about.


24.Music Snobs

You can list every Ramones song, congrats… (rolls eyes). I love learning about and finding new bands but I don't preach about it to others. Music snobs try to impress people with there music knowledge and that bothers me.


25.People who say they love their boyfriend/girlfriend (whom they've only known for about a month or two) then break up with them.

ugh....Fuck I hate these people. If you really love someone you would try everything you could to fix your relationship before you end it. You wouldn't be so quick to leave if you really are in love. I believe you can't fall out of love, if you feel something strongly towards someone then that feeling disappears then that wasn't love to begin with. Love sticks with you and it never leaves.